Joker FML

aww you poor thing mari it was that bad that you needed to go to the hospital?
glitch ewww :S i could never do such work, but im so proud of the ppl who can

My car broke down yesterday and had to get it towed... the works. Patiently waiting right now for a call saying here's whats wrong with your car and praying its not something serious that will require me to look for a new car...

FML.

ewww glitchy, i hope u get paid some big bucks 4 doing that....

marii, i hope u feel better soon....stomache problems are a bitch ive had my share of them..

miss ann, cars can suck like that, i so wish i could afford a brand new Car...


heres an old FML that happened to me,

Me and GF live in a little one bedroom appt...its ok its small but its all we need right now...
well anyways there no AC or central air so we had to figure out what to do about that because it can get hot here during the summer...
Well my uncle told he had 2 window unit ac's we could borrow for the summer...
So got them from him...I installed 1 just fine in the bedroom....but the living room window was a little bigger so waited for my gf to come home to help me...well im trying to put this thing in the window shes says dont drop it...I said I know I know...then i went to shut the window onto it to make it fit snug...well my dumbass let go of the Ac unit and less then half a second we were looking at a empty open window...It fell from the second story all the way down....no1 got hurt it was night time...but the AC was toast...I look at her in frustration and she just starts laughing...its actually really funny now looking back on it...but i still have to come up with a replacement to give back to my uncle lol...

ouch!! O_O must have made a huge sound when it crashed XD
I have seen some window AC on sale at Rona (though, since we live so far.. haha sales here probably dont mean sales there.. plus I don't even know if you guys have Rona in the states XD)

Well...

I am home, and I am sober (had 3 liters of beer, but that's nothing), and there is no power in my house. None. It means I won't go online tiday and won't be able to play.

I will fix this problem tomorrow, but for today... Well, FML!

Oh that sucks Shred.. though LMAO I guess
Man OWLKA, why does everything happen to you? Hope everything goes fine

Well, my FML of the week...
I keep promising I'll make practice, but with all the school work I have.. its just not possible and I feel like I let you guys down. I don't even have time to visit the forum, "WHAT?! Beto doesn't have TIME?!" I know.. it frustrates me
But I'm going to keep pushing through High School, and so far so good.. and with honor classes.. man high school is tough LOL
FML.. or thank god for my advanced High School

BTW- My High School is number 4 in the state!! I saw that the other day and I was like

FMLBWH - F*ck My Life But WOO HOO.

Good job Beto! *pat on the back* Don't worry you're not missing too much in the forums or in FP. So far everything is still the same, no patches, no updates, so just keep on concentrating on schoolwork and we'll just enjoy your presence on the weekends.

Today, I taught my guinea pig Cujo how to play Fat Princess and LBP and he soon mastered them and keeps on beating me on games. He got bored pretty fast though so I thought I'd lend him my PSP Go. Now he won't give it back to me!!! FML

At first he is in doubt what to do:


But genius that he is, he soon mastered every game on my PS3. Look at the concentration in his eyes:

After playing all the PS3 games, he now wants my PSP!! FML!!

Awww thanks guys
Of course its a good thing!! Thats why I put FMLBWH at the end XD

And LMFAO Glitchy XD XD XD That just mad my day, best pics EVEH!!
And your piggie is too cute O___O

Oh my gatos! So much going on...and pamalam never around to respond (really I am , but Evil hogs the laptop!) So here goes...

@Glitchy - I wish I had rice crispies in my pantry right now, so I could eat it and then sympathetically upchuck them in some symbolic demonstartion of how bad I feel for you and that experience. ewwwwww....... and to just let you know that I know in some slight way what you deal with, I use to troubleshoot problems patients were having with colostomy products! So i have seen my share of oozing, irritated infected sites!!!

@Shred - That AC story made evil and I laugh our asses off! We could picture your GF laughing and almost see that look on your face. And well, when we were done laughing I felt bad for you of course, and evil felt like laughing some more!

@Glitchy again - I am now in love with what is apparently the smartest guinea pig in the world!

@Beto - I am so proud of you! You better watch out before I start making plans to attend your high school graduation! Road trip anyone?

OH myyyy glitchy!!! *runs to vancouver* (litterally, runssss) *pets that genius guinea pig* *asks for autograph* hahaha
Your guinea pig is just so stylish!

EVIL MIJO!!.. you wont let Pam log in

Thanks Pam!! I'm chucking, and its hard o___o
Four years 'till the graduation ... FOUR YEARS O___O
PAM!! FOUR YEARS!! D;
*goes back to his homework*

Well this may be nothing to most of you but to me it is!!

Today was my brother days off and we have like a family time..We went to go buy junk food!!! Well we bought some pizza hut with pasta and bread sticks (My Fav) lol Chips,Ice cream and some pie!! Well i was eating the ice cream and my tounge felt weird..i go look in the mirror and my tounge ring is gone...I swallowed it FML!! 4th time this happens but this time it was the whole thing That was my last 1 now i have to go buy some more </3

@Glitch, I loooove your piggy!! I think he would be a great friend for my piggy's!! And he is so handsome and smart!!! YEY

@Beto, We will miss you if you are not online beto!! But we all know school is very important and we won't let you ruin that!! So you go and study and when you can go find us on psn or forum

@Marii, OMG you swallowed your tongue piercing!! That sucks indeed...I hope it doesnt close that fast so you can put in another. And isn't that bad for your stomach?

@Shred, OMG that is so funny!!! haha i was LMAO... We have an AC too for our 2 bedroom appartment, and its one you can move through the appartment. Its on wheels so no installing that in a window with the chance of letting it fall hahahhahaha


Well i have a little FML too...
I just woke up with a lot of pain in my back. I can't walk straight up and i can't sit right. I think i did too much yesterday when i was cleaning. I started with cleaning and vacuuming our bedroom, then i saw the window was dirty. So i cleaned them inside, then i saw the outside was much more dirty too...so i went outside and cleaned them too. All the water was on the galery (i dont know if i have the right word, but its a sort of outside hallway to all the frontdoors of the appartments) and i thought... well now the concrete is dirty and full of dirty water. So i started to clean that too. And i think thats one step too much, cause it took me 2 hours to clean it and the water wouldnt flow away into the tiny hole...AAARRRGGHHH....so now i woke up with pain in my back, cause i cleaned something, that is still dirty today....
FML

@mijo yes it does..im even thinking of putting a needle in every hour so it wont close up!!

@simmyWell if its bad ill find out soon!! since this isent the first time!! lol

Omg you should put some of that hot and cold cream or take a hot bath and get a gentle massage..trust me it will help you get better!! but be careful.. <333

@simmy: ouch XD but I know how you felt! when I start cleaning something, I end up cleaning EEEEverything XD you just can't stop me!!

@marii: I think you'll poop your piercing out... in case you want it back XD hahha you can just fish it back out of the toilet and wash it! XD isn't that what they do to people who swallow wedding rings? XD

just wait for "the sound" when you go drop a deuce XDD

hahahaha mijo! XD haven't you seen on TV when little babies grab their mommy's wedding ring from the sink or bathroom counter and just glob it in their mouthes? XD

@ Simmy - Your story is proof positive that cleaning is bad for your health! I must start a protest march banning all house work!

Evil does have hands of the sun...he'd be an awesome masseuse but I dont want those triflin hos trying to get all naked and ask my man to put his hands on them!!! I'd have to beat some betotches down! (<--hahaha when I try talking like that it makes me crack up!)

But I would let him heal my Simmycakes...cause I love her and don't want her to be in pain!

I wanna say something but I'm too irritated to actually write it out. So right now I'm telling you guys without really actually saying anything I dunno but I am PISSED. xD FML.