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glitched18x Original Joker
Posts : 1606 Join date : 2010-06-18 Age : 37 Location : Westside Representz
| Subject: Joker FML Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:17 am | |
| Okay the rules are easy: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself. It can be Fat Princess related or just an everyday life FML. To start: Today, during practice, I finally succeeded in killing Shred, warrior to warrior. I only have 1/2 of a heart left but wanting to celebrate my success, still decided to kill that innocent BOT worker chopping a tree. Instead, I got chopped by his axe 'coz I got in between him and the tree. FML. | |
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EvilMijo Admin
Posts : 2606 Join date : 2010-04-20 Age : 42 Location : Chicago Land Area
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:09 am | |
| Today I googled FML and it came up with so many Acronyms for it from Football Manager Live to F*** my life, please tell me what it means, cause I don't want it to turn into another FTW for me, at first I thought this meant F*** the World till Pam told me it was For the Win. FML. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Sat Aug 07, 2010 3:03 am | |
| Today, I went to Sonic to enjoy a delicious Banana Shake. They were out of Ice Cream. FML. |
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Simmy Admin
Posts : 1930 Join date : 2010-02-02 Age : 44 Location : The Netherlands
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:50 am | |
| What does FML mean??? im such a noob with English hahahahahaha
btw i moved this topic to "fun and games" | |
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Pamalam Admin
Posts : 3291 Join date : 2010-05-21 Age : 109
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Sat Aug 07, 2010 7:05 am | |
| FML means F*ck My Life. It became really popular when the movie "Superbad" came out. It really is just something that you say you flop or fail at something.
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munapoolo Scary Joker
Posts : 1393 Join date : 2010-07-03 Age : 30 Location : Finland
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:00 am | |
| lol i remember that cleaner guy saying that XDD | |
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SmellyBadger
Posts : 130 Join date : 2010-07-15
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:17 am | |
| Today I was told that my parent's friends are coming around and are bringing their little kids. Guess who has to entertain them. FML | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:02 pm | |
| I made a really strong post in a topic on Cake Lair, and I wanted to erase it or just edit it and take off the text. But turns out the thread is locked now and I can't do that. FML. |
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FunkiVon UBER JOKER
Posts : 3007 Join date : 2010-07-04 Age : 92 Location : Canada
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:13 pm | |
| what's a "strong post" beto? do share! | |
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glitched18x Original Joker
Posts : 1606 Join date : 2010-06-18 Age : 37 Location : Westside Representz
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:19 pm | |
| Today, I was cutting my husband's hair giving him his "summer mohawk" again. I'm really not concentrating because I wanna get back to playing LBP so I ended up cutting it uneven. Let's just say he's not happy about it. FML | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:20 pm | |
| *sigh* There's more on the next page. |
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FunkiVon UBER JOKER
Posts : 3007 Join date : 2010-07-04 Age : 92 Location : Canada
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:25 pm | |
| really?! :shock: I didn't know there was cyber-bullying in fp games -___- Don't worry all you little boys and girls on fp, big sister Von is here to fend off the bullies !!! (though she probably sounds even younger than all of you.. hihi) | |
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Pamalam Admin
Posts : 3291 Join date : 2010-05-21 Age : 109
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Sun Aug 08, 2010 3:07 am | |
| - glitched18x wrote:
- Today, I was cutting my husband's hair giving him his "summer mohawk" again. I'm really not concentrating because I wanna get back to playing LBP so I ended up cutting it uneven. Let's just say he's not happy about it. FML
Oh No! No snu-snu for Glitchy! | |
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OWLKA Admin
Posts : 1558 Join date : 2010-02-03 Location : Ukraine
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:49 am | |
| Today is Sunday, and I am sitting at work and working instead of going bowling and playing FP or RDR with Simar, Smelly and Pops. FML. P.S. Oh no, Pam... Not this. Not snu-snu talks again... | |
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munapoolo Scary Joker
Posts : 1393 Join date : 2010-07-03 Age : 30 Location : Finland
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:17 am | |
| "i sentence you to death.... By snu-snu!!" XD | |
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FunkiVon UBER JOKER
Posts : 3007 Join date : 2010-07-04 Age : 92 Location : Canada
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:31 am | |
| Today, I went to the local library to return 3 books and went to look at other books of the same author. I found a book about the same story as one of the novels i read and I was like: "OUH! lookie! I didn't know the author made a second book!". I borrow the book, check out, come home, and realized that the book I just borrowed is the 6th book of the series and that I've only read the first one (missing 4 books in between). fml. | |
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munapoolo Scary Joker
Posts : 1393 Join date : 2010-07-03 Age : 30 Location : Finland
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:45 am | |
| i went to a library today, and borrowed 3 books from the dragonlance series. i thought those were the first ones, but no. i also tried to buy a new library card, which costs 3,50€ and my old card is breaking apart. i didnt have enough coins.... ill say dml (damn my life) cuz it wasnt so bad | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Wed Aug 18, 2010 4:32 pm | |
| Right when I made a game of iSketch and was waiting for several Jokers to join, Pim, Dargor, and Hobbs, my lights went out. Then they came back 40 minutes later and they were all gone and god knows where they were. FML >:[ |
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munapoolo Scary Joker
Posts : 1393 Join date : 2010-07-03 Age : 30 Location : Finland
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:37 am | |
| yesterday i had too short sleep and was angry at everybody and almost punched a kid... i went to sleep sry bro i disappointed you FML | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:29 pm | |
| NO NO!! You didn't!! Lighting disappointed me >:[ And you and Kosmo need to go to sleep earlier!! Jeez :shock: |
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munapoolo Scary Joker
Posts : 1393 Join date : 2010-07-03 Age : 30 Location : Finland
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:12 pm | |
| why Kosmobro too? *scratching head* | |
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FunkiVon UBER JOKER
Posts : 3007 Join date : 2010-07-04 Age : 92 Location : Canada
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:33 pm | |
| Yesterday, a friend with whom I hadn't spoken to for nearly 4 years messaged me and began to carry out a conversation with me:
1:48:45 AM Friend: Hey r you there? 1:49:09 AM Von: you are alive?! 1:49:39 AM Friend: i just took an IQ quiz 1:51:22 AM Von: oh.. or is this just some virus that is talking to me 1:51:41 AM Friend: lol no its me 1:51:48 AM Von: are you sure? 1:52:01 AM Friend: yes thats me 1:52:03 AM Von: what's your name? what's my name? 1:52:24 AM Friend: I was smarter than I am! I scored 108 1:52:46 AM Von: you're some smart virus if you can answer me that lol. 1:53:16 AM Friend: you should see if u can beat me, http://iqscoretest9.com/?test=51qqp12f5 1:53:42 AM Von: i knew it! you are a virus!!! 1:54:00 AM Friend: i bet you cant lol 1:54:16 AM Von: goodbye, virus. 1:54:38 AM Friend: take it now while im in the shower and tell me your score later So yes, false hope of a friend I suddenly thought had sprung up to life again. T_T On second thought, that was some very smart virus though! haha. Perhaps it could carry out a conversation with our neobot? :silent: | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:31 pm | |
| LMAO Neo Bot and Virus XD |
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Mariitza105 Scary Joker
Posts : 1336 Join date : 2010-05-19 Age : 32 Location : Cali ♥
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:04 pm | |
| Well Today was my day to go out & eat with my bff... but Yesterday i got sick and i had to go 2 the hospital!! Plus today i havent been able to eat anything...my tummy hurts! >>FML<< Ive never said that!! lol | |
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glitched18x Original Joker
Posts : 1606 Join date : 2010-06-18 Age : 37 Location : Westside Representz
| Subject: Re: Joker FML Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:48 am | |
| Oh Von that is funniest! I hate it when some virus thinks they're smarter than you and just starts making you do stuff like take an IQ quiz or something! LOL
here's my fml: Today, I'm feeling sick and nauseated but still went to work. While I was cleaning my obese' patient's huge testicles that are swimming in bright red rectal blood, my stomach finally decided to give up it's contents of rice crispies cereal and milk. Now I have more mess to clean up. FMf*ckingL :x | |
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