Joker FML

LMFAO, are you calling yourself a fat giant XD
Yes I get the idea :] LOL, you will fall *goes to catch Von* Huh-oh O___O

HAHA!! No I am not calling myself a giant! XD (Though I wish I were 7foot tall ), but you know... I got a big head! XD hahahahha!

@PAMMY - That was an amazing story Pam. It's sounds very con-ish right from the start but you know I really admire your kindness. I would just go as far as giving her directions and maybe a good luck pat on the arm. But I'm glad it's only ~$23 plus the coins that she got from you, if indeed she is a scammer. My neighbor had lost around $1000 from robbery by hypnotism. What they do is they ask you for directions (or however they can approach you kindly) and then somehow hypnotize you. This incident that happened with my neighbor is the "hypnotist" somehow managed to get them home on my neighbors house and got all his valuable and cash handed willingly by my hypnotized neighbor. It's freaky. I'm sure there's more stories like that you can google.

@MARI - OMG, I feel so bad for you (but I must admit I'm laughing out loud from all the comments of "emo" and "nanny needed") I hope it doesn't scar my dearie coz we chicas don't want that.

@MIJO - I wish I could see the face of #2 when he finally cut himself fo real. He must be like, "WTF! Blood!" LOLzz

@VONNIE - omg, this story reminds me of the traditional art of Chinese foot binding. LOL, I hope they are able to stretch it for you. I think my left foot is slightly bigger than my right too.

Gladly, I have no FMLs at the moment. But speaking of scars, I will share a story.

When I was about 10 years old, I just learned how to use in-line skates. So I was skating outside of our house in a slightly downhill pavement. MY cousin was riding his bike outside too so I decided to hitch-hike behind him and so I grabbed the metal behind his bike. He decided to horse around and pedaled really fast, downhill! I was too scared to let go coz we were going on a really fast speed. Before I knew it, there was a speed hump ahead and, you guessed it, I crashed knee first and face down on the hot summer pavement. Until now, I still have a slightly visible scar on my left knee because of this incident. FML (then) :x

omg i dont need a nanny and im not a damn emo!! Gosh! It was an accident..
Next time im bored ill do something else gosh Lol <333

But i shown someone of you the blade ..Its beautiful<333

@Von..that sucks..well hopefully they will get a bit bigger!! <3

Omg mijo you have been laughing at me the whole day!! not very nice!!

i might go cry in a corner like a real emo!! </3

Marii - :witch:
Jk

Ohhh that grass always saves me ;D

Von and her big head (but small feet O_0)

@ Glitchy: I just googled "Chinese Feet Binding". I've heard of it before, but I never actually saw pictures of it. Ew ew ew! It looks so painfully deformed ! Imagine the slow aching pain for YEARS... lol I can't stand feet pain, I carry bandaids all the time when I have new shoes XD, because the back of the shoe sometimes scrapes the back of base of the ankle. I have little feet, but they are naturally little - not the painfully deformed ><. They just never grew since fifth grade, so I am a size 5. Haha a size between junior and adult sizes, so I have trouble finding the right size sometimes.

@ Mijo: Yep!! Fingers crossed! My boots are now spending their day#2 at the shoe-repair shop XD On Sunday, they will be ready XD

Today during lunch break, I accidently got water spilled on my macbook. I ran to the tecnician in the school to get it checked, meanwhile the screen turned funky. The technician emails me 3 hours later to tell me that the motherboard is dead, and to replace it would cost me 1400$ (more expensive than to buy a new macbook), T_T

Fortunately, I got my hardrive out in time. So I still have all my notes to study for this Tuesday.

Awww Vona, not your Mac D:
Hope it all gets better, and its all cheap
Sorry to hear that

Vonnnn....nooooo

1400$?! f**king apple...

I am getting a new macbook.. *sigh*..
until then, I remain much less active around here, T_T

question! can you put MacOSX (or whatever) to a regular pc?

oh good question O_O
i dont think so?
I've never tried.......

You can't Muna... sorry

Well i was gonna go shopping today!! and it got ruined!! Ugh FML!!

i got a party this weekend </3

Today, I received my cell phone bill and it shows I owe them $798. Apparently, $350 of it is from my international roaming data that I used while we were in Hong Kong. I have to use my Maps app on my Iphone a lot because we kept getting lost. FML!

Holy!
You mean your bill is a normal $448!!!
*Faints and hits floor.

*Calls an ambulance meanwhile contemplating of doing a CPR*

No, some of it is from buying 2 new iphones and some is from using roaming while in the Philippines ($3 effin' bucks per minute).

lol jeez i thought 150 was a high bill....better go make that money glitchy

wow glitchy O_O =(
you didnt have access to wifi over there?

OMG Glitchy, I thought that having and paying for the 3G Internet on the iPhone covered the expenses to use the map o___o