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PostSubject: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptySat Aug 07, 2010 1:17 am

Okay the rules are easy:
An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
It can be Fat Princess related or just an everyday life FML.

To start:

Today, during practice, I finally succeeded in killing Shred, warrior to warrior. I only have 1/2 of a heart left but wanting to celebrate my success, still decided to kill that innocent BOT worker chopping a tree. Instead, I got chopped by his axe 'coz I got in between him and the tree. FML.


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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptySat Aug 07, 2010 2:09 am

Today I googled FML and it came up with so many Acronyms for it from Football Manager Live to F*** my life, please tell me what it means, cause I don't want it to turn into another FTW for me, at first I thought this meant F*** the World till Pam told me it was For the Win. FML.
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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptySat Aug 07, 2010 3:03 am

Today, I went to Sonic to enjoy a delicious Banana Shake. They were out of Ice Cream. FML.
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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptySat Aug 07, 2010 5:50 am

What does FML mean??? im such a noob with English hahahahahaha

btw i moved this topic to "fun and games"
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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptySat Aug 07, 2010 7:05 am

FML means F*ck My Life. It became really popular when the movie "Superbad" came out. It really is just something that you say you flop or fail at something.


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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptySat Aug 07, 2010 9:00 am

lol i remember that cleaner guy saying that XDD
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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptySat Aug 07, 2010 10:17 am

Today I was told that my parent's friends are coming around and are bringing their little kids. Guess who has to entertain them. FML
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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptySat Aug 07, 2010 11:02 pm

I made a really strong post in a topic on Cake Lair, and I wanted to erase it or just edit it and take off the text. But turns out the thread is locked now and I can't do that. FML.
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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptySat Aug 07, 2010 11:13 pm

what's a "strong post" beto? Smile do share!
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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptySat Aug 07, 2010 11:19 pm

Today, I was cutting my husband's hair giving him his "summer mohawk" again. I'm really not concentrating because I wanna get back to playing LBP so I ended up cutting it uneven. Let's just say he's not happy about it. FML
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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptySat Aug 07, 2010 11:20 pm

*sigh*
There's more on the next page.
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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptySat Aug 07, 2010 11:25 pm

really?! :shock: I didn't know there was cyber-bullying in fp games -___- Evil or Very Mad

Don't worry all you little boys and girls on fp, big sister Von is here to fend off the bullies Joker FML 411525 !!! (though she probably sounds even younger than all of you.. hihi)
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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptySun Aug 08, 2010 3:07 am

glitched18x wrote:
Today, I was cutting my husband's hair giving him his "summer mohawk" again. I'm really not concentrating because I wanna get back to playing LBP so I ended up cutting it uneven. Let's just say he's not happy about it. FML

Oh No! No snu-snu for Glitchy! 😢
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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptySun Aug 08, 2010 4:49 am

Today is Sunday, and I am sitting at work and working instead of going bowling and playing FP or RDR with Simar, Smelly and Pops. FML.

P.S. Oh no, Pam... Not this. Not snu-snu talks again... Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptySun Aug 08, 2010 8:17 am

"i sentence you to death.... By snu-snu!!" XD
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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptyMon Aug 09, 2010 11:31 am

Today, I went to the local library to return 3 books and went to look at other books of the same author. I found a book about the same story as one of the novels i read and I was like: "OUH! lookie! I didn't know the author made a second book!". I borrow the book, check out, come home, and realized that the book I just borrowed is the 6th book of the series and that I've only read the first one (missing 4 books in between). fml.
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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptyMon Aug 09, 2010 11:45 am

i went to a library today, and borrowed 3 books from the dragonlance series. i thought those were the first ones, but no. i also tried to buy a new library card, which costs 3,50€ and my old card is breaking apart. i didnt have enough coins.... ill say dml (damn my life) cuz it wasnt so bad Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptyWed Aug 18, 2010 4:32 pm

Right when I made a game of iSketch and was waiting for several Jokers to join, Pim, Dargor, and Hobbs, my lights went out. Then they came back 40 minutes later and they were all gone and god knows where they were. FML >:[
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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptyThu Aug 19, 2010 6:37 am

yesterday i had too short sleep and was angry at everybody and almost punched a kid...
i went to sleep Sad sry bro i disappointed you Sad FML Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptyThu Aug 19, 2010 1:29 pm

NO NO!! You didn't!! Lighting disappointed me >:[
And you and Kosmo need to go to sleep earlier!! Jeez :shock:
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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptyThu Aug 19, 2010 4:12 pm

why Kosmobro too? *scratching head*
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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptyThu Aug 19, 2010 4:33 pm

Yesterday, a friend with whom I hadn't spoken to for nearly 4 years messaged me and began to carry out a conversation with me:

1:48:45 AM Friend: Hey r you there?
1:49:09 AM Von: you are alive?!
1:49:39 AM Friend: i just took an IQ quiz
1:51:22 AM Von: oh.. or is this just some virus that is talking to me
1:51:41 AM Friend: lol no its me
1:51:48 AM Von: are you sure?
1:52:01 AM Friend: yes thats me
1:52:03 AM Von: what's your name? what's my name?
1:52:24 AM Friend: I was smarter than I am! I scored 108
1:52:46 AM Von: you're some smart virus if you can answer me that lol.
1:53:16 AM Friend: you should see if u can beat me, http://iqscoretest9.com/?test=51qqp12f5
1:53:42 AM Von: i knew it! you are a virus!!!
1:54:00 AM Friend: i bet you cant lol
1:54:16 AM Von: goodbye, virus.
1:54:38 AM Friend: take it now while im in the shower and tell me your score later

So yes, false hope of a friend I suddenly thought had sprung up to life again. T_T
On second thought, that was some very smart virus though! haha. Perhaps it could carry out a conversation with our neobot? :silent:
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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptyThu Aug 19, 2010 9:31 pm

LMAO Neo Bot and Virus XD
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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptyThu Aug 19, 2010 10:04 pm

Well Today was my day to go out & eat with my bff...
but Yesterday i got sick and i had to go 2 the hospital!!
Plus today i havent been able to eat anything...my tummy hurts!
>>FML<< Ive never said that!! lol
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PostSubject: Re: Joker FML   Joker FML EmptyFri Aug 20, 2010 12:48 am

Oh Von that is funniest! I hate it when some virus thinks they're smarter than you and just starts making you do stuff like take an IQ quiz or something! LOL

here's my fml:
Today, I'm feeling sick and nauseated but still went to work. While I was cleaning my obese' patient's huge testicles that are swimming in bright red rectal blood, my stomach finally decided to give up it's contents of rice crispies cereal and milk. Now I have more mess to clean up. FMf*ckingL :x
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