Hey jokers I challenge YOU!

I want to see what you got!

I challenge every last joker to a 1vs1 RTP....
I'm not saying im the best and that I will pwn all of you...
Im not saying I will win every match..
I just want to battle my clan mates teach them a thing or 2 or even learn a thing or 2...
You can pick the map but the rules, well there are no rules...
as soon as the match starts it me vs you..
My goal is to have jokers learn to be quick at making decisions and to learn how to use the map and so on...If i win i will tell you what you should have done...and if you win well u tell me what i should have done...
I know this is a clan and we should be working on team stuff but I thought it would be fun:) I know me, mijo and pam have had some epic 1 on 1's

So go ahead and sign up if you have the guts lol
tell me a good time we can go mono y mono...

-shred


THE LIST
1. PAM
2. MIJO
3. NEO
4. VON
5. TATER
6. POCKY
7. SIMMY
8. GLITCHY v shred, glitchy won 2 out of 3, good job u really shocked me....but I will rematch u one day!
9. LCD
10. MUNA
11. MISSANN
12. MARII
13. owlka v shred, we did 3 tdm...When he hosted he pwned me...when I hosted I won....But seems to me the wise one would have won if there was not a host advantage...lol because every time I would get frustrated I would use the warrior ...
But he let me host twice to make me feel like a winner
14. MELO

SIDE MATCHES:
sim v bubles, sim won the first 2 match while bubles was the host lol....now we want sim v glitchy...

haha Shred, the last time we went one on one, I wasn't even a Joker...and I camped the whole time and taunted you whenever I was able to kill you.

And I learned a lot. Such as I was never gonna win by camping! That taunting you only makes you more aggressive, and eager to pwn the taunter, and of course I learned what a focused rusher you are!!! I think that one on one taught me how to recognize your moves right away. Now whenever we are on opposite sides, I study the map for a few seconds and then can almost always pick you out of the crowd correctly.

So my availability is limited, and hopefully all of the other jokers will also sign up and keep you busy...but definitely put my name on your target....errrr..list!

-pam

Sure. i'm kinda bleh in 1v1s RTP cause there is usually very little resource mining or upgrades, but i'm up for the challenge.

alright! Ben and I are both interested
teach us, sensei!

Bring it Shred.. bring it

These should be hosted by a third party. Because the host advantage is sooooooooo high. Just sayin'

really? I didn't know there was an advantage to being host O_o less lag?

Wow, Shred! We seriously need to play more! I totally do not know what to expect when it comes to you xD Im willing to learn!

YEAH NICK, YOUR RIGHT

Me too!! me too!! me too!!
I wanna learn!!

The host sets the 'lag' as it were... When I host as warrior it's so freaking easy. Think of it as the host sees everything first, then everyone else has to wait 100ms or so. Bad explanation I know. xD

Fat Princess is peer to peer like this:


So rather than all connecting to a server you everyone connects to each other, but the host seems to do a lot more in this game. Hence the advantage.

Edit: Is this jokers only? I think it would be fun to play in :3. Once my PS3 isnt bust anyway...

Bring it on Shredderz!

(although I can almost see myself shaking and hiding in my comfy lil corner in Black Forest, (by the two trees inside the castle, as a ranger & waiting for you to take your princess) LOL

hahahah
(same here glitchy! *runs and hides from shred*)

haha nick! You are speaking to *low tech* person here XD I understand the possible fraction-of-second difference in time for the host to see things..

but isn't that all the advantage a host would have?

this sound fun.... im gonna attend to this when i have time

I'm not afraid of a little host advantage. Besides Shed hit it right on the head for me, when a new map pops up (in a non-clan situation) and my position is not clear, I waste the first few precious seconds running in circles trying to figure out which hat will I pick up and the what will I do once I put it on.

So I look forward to the education per Professor A$$kicker Shred.

FunkiVon wrote:

hahahah
(same here glitchy! *runs and hides from shred*)

haha nick! You are speaking to *low tech* person here XD I understand the possible fraction-of-second difference in time for the host to see things..

but isn't that all the advantage a host would have?

I think it matters so much with Warrior because, if you play as host. What you do HAPPENS. But if you arnt host, you are just that little bit behind.

But if you arnt afraid pam of the advantage you get, I'll host a 1 v 1 with you when I get a new PS3

new ps3? nick what happened to your ps3? O_o

yeah nick NO PS3? you are right about the hosting...I personally dont like it when im a warrior because im used to the lag when im not hosting, but fighting a warrior that is hosting always sux...and might i add there is so much more you can do with the villager when u are hosting.......
And I wouldnt mind you playing...just keep in mind Lots of us really would enjoy you back in the clan...

and pam i would let u host...But just to make it fair we can have a third party host, I remember one time i was battling mijo at hot sause, i ended up giving up because i felt like his warrior hosting made the match go on forever and i also felt i would have won if he didnt have it:)

But im not claiming to be an asskicker, i just want to have some fun.
I have the day off 2morrow I say we get some of these matches going then..

We can do it 2vs2 with the person facing Shred playing and the other two hosting and keeping off

Same here Shred, hosting has a LOT of differences. And I agree with the last line in the first paragraph

My schedule switches week to week (ugh) so this coming week I don't leave work till 6:30 and then with the commute home it'll be around 7.

Maybe you and Mijo can battle earlier, and then when I get home, I'll look for you online?

I know you aren't a braggart. You are however really good.

Their is always room for improvement! Sign me up. I'm sure I'll get pwnd but I'm always willing to strengthen my weaknesses in the game!

Omg the only joker ive ever gone 1 on 1 is our little potato!!!

So count me in!! I would actually love to go against you <333

But i may get my ass kicked !!

yeah 2 vs 2 would be awesome too