Don't touch Beto!!!It's Illegal!

haha Beto! I saw your title in todays PSN chat. "Don't touch Beto...it's illegal!"

You ladies man you!

But I warn you, you live in NC now so you better beware!

Such as: In NC the age of consent is 16! And you can marry at 16 with parental consent! <-Yikes

Also disturbing is that first cousins can marry in the Tarheel state as well!

So no more calling the ladies honeybuns and sugart*ts! I can't have my fav dude getting into trouble!

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA <3 This is the best thread ever.

Beto is a ladies man. But unfortunately he gets into the closet too much

LOL, thank Marii for the name of that chat xD

And I wont do anything till I'm at least 20 or something haha.. I'll probably get married in my 20's.. IDK hehe.

LOL, first cousins

And ill yucky!! Marii is so not my Honey Bun.. or wait..

haha xD

Thank you Pam (and Mijo! You hear that! I'm her fav dude!! ;P)

EDIT:
@POPS: LMFAO!! Marii always makes me get in the closet

<---- don't bite it, it's a trap!! (eve and adam...hope u know them Betosaurs)

Haha This is just the BEST THREAD EVER!!!

Dont Touch BETO!!! It's Illegal LOL

Oh & you can get out of the closet if you want..i unlocked it <3

T_T I'm not gay.

haha.

LOL Marii, you should run a campaign that says "Don't Touch BETO!! It's Illegal!"
LMAO!

Beto, you should work as an undercover and underage agent for the polce!!! You can lure creepsters with your boyish good looks and your adorable accent and you can make some serious money that way!!!! You can even wear a shirt that says "don't touch me! It's illegal!" and then all of us can get shirts that say "Don't touch Beto, it's illegal!"

Then we can take the money you earn (hahahah) and start a professional fat princess gaming circuit.

Dang, Beto, You're our cash cow. (Did I just say that? Can you tell I am Nebraskan? bahaha)

LMAO LMAO this ^

....

I surprisingly like Pops idea....



LMAO, I would do it if you guys take pics of teh shirts

psychicpoptarts wrote:

Beto, you should work as an undercover and underage agent for the polce!!! You can lure creepsters with your boyish good looks and your adorable accent and you can make some serious money that way!!!! You can even wear a shirt that says "don't touch me! It's illegal!" and then all of us can get shirts that say "Don't touch Beto, it's illegal!"

Then we can take the money you earn (hahahah) and start a professional fat princess gaming circuit.

Dang, Beto, You're our cash cow. (Did I just say that? Can you tell I am Nebraskan? bahaha)

LOL!! haha it sounds like the Jokers would be his Pimp haha. and you my hear Beto IS the hottest untouchable money making prostitute ever! LOL WORK IT!

LOL. go for it beto!

Omg Pops, after that campaign gets started, Beto will be the most sought after untouchable cash cow. (or bull if you're very touchy with gender)

This thread was started to save my sweet chiquito...mi pobrecito, mi nino nesio, mijito Beto.

Not to sell his cookies to all the creepers of the world! Tsk tsk! I am shaking my finger at all of you!

But not to worry I am working on a plan to rescue Betotato from everyone's evil leering and still feed society's need to gobble up that adorable joker!

How do you ask? I am the proud creator (along with pops) of Pocket Beto's! These sweet pocket sized cuties will give everyone their Beto fix....while keeping our original Joker safe and ready to battle it out on Fatty P.

I'm just looking for a manufacturer in China. And Pops is in charge of finding a way to superimpose Pocket Beto's over an old OxyClean commercial. Cause after all if we can Billy Mays to endorse Pocket Beto's from heaven we will be rolling in the moolah!

LOL WTF! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ROFL COPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XD XD XD XD XD XD

But seriously. Hug me. I need some love.

Aw Beto. I love you long time.


BUT NO TOUCHING OF THE BETO!!!!!

SmellyBadger wrote:

Omg i so forgot about this!! LOL

But someone young Should give my Sweety Pie a Hug!! He needs it <3333

hardy har haa har!!! lol

Well played Muna, well played xD

T______________T

Haha Muna

And YESH!! *goes and hugs Marii*

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH at Muna for the Pedo bear. That is freaking classic my friend.

Im always gonna bump this thread!! <333

Air Hug Sweety pie?? But plzzz dont touch me!! im To young n adorable for jail hehe lol

and its extremely illegal to touch betos "cox"! just sayin.
damn i laughed so hard at that yesterday XDD