Telling a Tall Tale

So how does this work? I'm writing down a sentence, the next one copies that and writes down another sentence. So, hopefully, there will be story.

Once upon a time there was a Jester who....

Once upon a time there was a Jester who....
was not very funny, this didn't please the king so....

Once upon a time there was a Jester who....
was not very funny, this didn't please the king so....
he fed the Jester cake and after a while the Jester became...

Once upon a time there was a Jester who....
was not very funny, this didn't please the king so....
he fed the Jester cake and after a while the Jester became...
nom nom nom nom nom oh wait he's still eating... then he became..

Once upon a time there was a Jester who....
was not very funny, this didn't please the king so....
he fed the Jester cake and after a while the Jester became...
nom nom nom nom nom oh wait he's still eating... then he became..
a fat joker... so he set out to go looking for a fat princess in...

Once upon a time there was a Jester who....
was not very funny, this didn't please the king so....
he fed the Jester cake and after a while the Jester became...
nom nom nom nom nom oh wait he's still eating... then he became..
a fat joker... so he set out to go looking for a fat princess in...
Black Forest, but instead was turned into a chicken by neo...

Once upon a time there was a Jester who....
was not very funny, this didn't please the king so....
he fed the Jester cake and after a while the Jester became...
nom nom nom nom nom oh wait he's still eating... then he became..
a fat joker... so he set out to go looking for a fat princess in...
Black Forest, but instead was turned into a chicken by neo...
but not just any chicken, he was so fat he turned into the GIANT chicken!...

Once upon a time there was a Jester who....
was not very funny, this didn't please the king so....
he fed the Jester cake and after a while the Jester became...
nom nom nom nom nom oh wait he's still eating... then he became..
a fat joker... so he set out to go looking for a fat princess in...
Black Forest, but instead was turned into a chicken by neo...
but not just any chicken, he was so fat he turned into the GIANT chicken!...
Chicken-Joker was standing all alone in the dark pathways of a scary Black Forest with Neo somewhere around, and suddenly...

Once upon a time there was a Jester who....
was not very funny, this didn't please the king so....
he fed the Jester cake and after a while the Jester became...
nom nom nom nom nom oh wait he's still eating... then he became..
a fat joker... so he set out to go looking for a fat princess in...
Black Forest, but instead was turned into a chicken by neo...
but not just any chicken, he was so fat he turned into the GIANT chicken!...
Chicken-Joker was standing all alone in the dark pathways of a scary Black Forest with Neo somewhere around, and suddenly...
a strange creature bursts out of the shadows and it shouts out "DR OCTAGONAPUS!" and fires a massive blue laaaaazzzzooooor at the Chicken-Joker but luckily...

Once upon a time there was a Jester who....
was not very funny, this didn't please the king so....
he fed the Jester cake and after a while the Jester became...
nom nom nom nom nom oh wait he's still eating... then he became..
a fat joker... so he set out to go looking for a fat princess in...
Black Forest, but instead was turned into a chicken by neo...
but not just any chicken, he was so fat he turned into the GIANT chicken!...
Chicken-Joker was standing all alone in the dark pathways of a scary Black Forest with Neo somewhere around, and suddenly...
a strange creature bursts out of the shadows and it shouts out "DR OCTAGONAPUS!" and fires a massive blue laaaaazzzzooooor at the Chicken-Joker but luckily...
DanielSon jumped out of some bushes, yelled "HI YA!" and did a roundhouse kick like Chuck Norris in the face and then out of nowhere....

Once upon a time there was a Jester who....
was not very funny, this didn't please the king so....
he fed the Jester cake and after a while the Jester became...
nom nom nom nom nom oh wait he's still eating... then he became..
a fat joker... so he set out to go looking for a fat princess in...
Black Forest, but instead was turned into a chicken by neo...
but not just any chicken, he was so fat he turned into the GIANT chicken!...
Chicken-Joker was standing all alone in the dark pathways of a scary Black Forest with Neo somewhere around, and suddenly...
a strange creature bursts out of the shadows and it shouts out "DR OCTAGONAPUS!" and fires a massive blue laaaaazzzzooooor at the Chicken-Joker but luckily...
DanielSon jumped out of some bushes, yelled "HI YA!" and did a roundhouse kick like Chuck Norris in the face and then out of nowhere....
El_Ghosty showed up and yelled "Brocs dominate!", but neo and DanielSon showed him otherwise with their Joker's....

Once upon a time there was a Jester who....
was not very funny, this didn't please the king so....
he fed the Jester cake and after a while the Jester became...
nom nom nom nom nom oh wait he's still eating... then he became..
a fat joker... so he set out to go looking for a fat princess in...
Black Forest, but instead was turned into a chicken by neo...
but not just any chicken, he was so fat he turned into the GIANT chicken!...
Chicken-Joker was standing all alone in the dark pathways of a scary Black Forest with Neo somewhere around, and suddenly...
a strange creature bursts out of the shadows and it shouts out "DR OCTAGONAPUS!" and fires a massive blue laaaaazzzzooooor at the Chicken-Joker but luckily...
DanielSon jumped out of some bushes, yelled "HI YA!" and did a roundhouse kick like Chuck Norris in the face and then out of nowhere....
El_Ghosty showed up and yelled "Brocs dominate!", but neo and DanielSon showed him otherwise with their Joker's....
Magic Jokes, he fired them away towards El_Ghosty, then El_Ghosty started to laugh totaly out of control and...

Once upon a time there was a Jester who....
was not very funny, this didn't please the king so....
he fed the Jester cake and after a while the Jester became...
nom nom nom nom nom oh wait he's still eating... then he became..
a fat joker... so he set out to go looking for a fat princess in...
Black Forest, but instead was turned into a chicken by neo...
but not just any chicken, he was so fat he turned into the GIANT chicken!...
Chicken-Joker was standing all alone in the dark pathways of a scary Black Forest with Neo somewhere around, and suddenly...
a strange creature bursts out of the shadows and it shouts out "DR OCTAGONAPUS!" and fires a massive blue laaaaazzzzooooor at the Chicken-Joker but luckily...
DanielSon jumped out of some bushes, yelled "HI YA!" and did a roundhouse kick like Chuck Norris in the face and then out of nowhere....
El_Ghosty showed up and yelled "Brocs dominate!", but neo and DanielSon showed him otherwise with their Joker's....
Magic Jokes, he fired them away towards El_Ghosty, then El_Ghosty started to laugh totaly out of control and...
his laugh was so high pitched, it made Dr. Octagonapus' ears start bleeding, so he just blew up. so after...

Once upon a time there was a Jester who....
was not very funny, this didn't please the king so....
he fed the Jester cake and after a while the Jester became...
nom nom nom nom nom oh wait he's still eating... then he became..
a fat joker... so he set out to go looking for a fat princess in...
Black Forest, but instead was turned into a chicken by neo...
but not just any chicken, he was so fat he turned into the GIANT chicken!...
Chicken-Joker was standing all alone in the dark pathways of a scary Black Forest with Neo somewhere around, and suddenly...
a
strange creature bursts out of the shadows and it shouts out "DR
OCTAGONAPUS!" and fires a massive blue laaaaazzzzooooor at the
Chicken-Joker but luckily...
DanielSon jumped out of some bushes,
yelled "HI YA!" and did a roundhouse kick like Chuck Norris in the face
and then out of nowhere....
El_Ghosty showed up and yelled "Brocs dominate!", but neo and DanielSon showed him otherwise with their Joker's....
Magic Jokes, he fired them away towards El_Ghosty, then El_Ghosty started to laugh totaly out of control and...
his laugh was so high pitched, it made Dr. Octagonapus' ears start bleeding, so he just blew up. so after...
El_Ghosty's stomach cramped from laughing so long and hard that he Keeled over, and then....

Once upon a time there was a Jester who....
was not very funny, this didn't please the king so....
he fed the Jester cake and after a while the Jester became...
nom nom nom nom nom oh wait he's still eating... then he became..
a fat joker... so he set out to go looking for a fat princess in...
Black Forest, but instead was turned into a chicken by neo...
but not just any chicken, he was so fat he turned into the GIANT chicken!...
Chicken-Joker was standing all alone in the dark pathways of a scary Black Forest with Neo somewhere around, and suddenly...
a strange creature bursts out of the shadows and it shouts out "DR
OCTAGONAPUS!" and fires a massive blue laaaaazzzzooooor at the
Chicken-Joker but luckily...
DanielSon jumped out of some bushes,
yelled "HI YA!" and did a roundhouse kick like Chuck Norris in the face
and then out of nowhere....
El_Ghosty showed up and yelled "Brocs dominate!", but neo and DanielSon showed him otherwise with their Joker's....
Magic Jokes, he fired them away towards El_Ghosty, then El_Ghosty started to laugh totaly out of control and...
his laugh was so high pitched, it made Dr. Octagonapus' ears start bleeding, so he just blew up. so after...
El_Ghosty's stomach cramped from laughing so long and hard that he Keeled over, and then....
The Chicken-Joker looked at Neo and her Jokers and said Time to show the King what we have learn. So they...
downloaded the new DLC and started to turn in to hughe giants who....

YAY! IT HAS BEEN REVIVED!! xDDD


Once upon a time there was a Jester who....
was not very funny, this didn't please the king so....
he fed the Jester cake and after a while the Jester became...
nom nom nom nom nom oh wait he's still eating... then he became..
a fat joker... so he set out to go looking for a fat princess in...
Black Forest, but instead was turned into a chicken by neo...
but not just any chicken, he was so fat he turned into the GIANT chicken!...
Chicken-Joker was standing all alone in the dark pathways of a scary Black Forest with Neo somewhere around, and suddenly...
a strange creature bursts out of the shadows and it shouts out "DR
OCTAGONAPUS!" and fires a massive blue laaaaazzzzooooor at the
Chicken-Joker but luckily...
DanielSon jumped out of some bushes,
yelled "HI YA!" and did a roundhouse kick like Chuck Norris in the face
and then out of nowhere....
El_Ghosty showed up and yelled "Brocs dominate!", but neo and DanielSon showed him otherwise with their Joker's....
Magic Jokes, he fired them away towards El_Ghosty, then El_Ghosty started to laugh totaly out of control and...
his laugh was so high pitched, it made Dr. Octagonapus' ears start bleeding, so he just blew up. so after...
El_Ghosty's stomach cramped from laughing so long and hard that he Keeled over, and then....
The Chicken-Joker looked at Neo and her Jokers and said Time to show the King what we have learn. So they...
downloaded the new DLC and started to turn in to hughe giants who....
ate cookies and broccoli's up. The cookies and broccoli's were villagers, so they....

Once upon a time there was a Jester who....
was not very funny, this didn't please the king so....
he fed the Jester cake and after a while the Jester became...
nom nom nom nom nom oh wait he's still eating... then he became..
a fat joker... so he set out to go looking for a fat princess in...
Black Forest, but instead was turned into a chicken by neo...
but not just any chicken, he was so fat he turned into the GIANT chicken!...
Chicken-Joker was standing all alone in the dark pathways of a scary Black Forest with Neo somewhere around, and suddenly...
a strange creature bursts out of the shadows and it shouts out "DR
OCTAGONAPUS!" and fires a massive blue laaaaazzzzooooor at the
Chicken-Joker but luckily...
DanielSon jumped out of some bushes,
yelled "HI YA!" and did a roundhouse kick like Chuck Norris in the face
and then out of nowhere....
El_Ghosty showed up and yelled "Brocs dominate!", but neo and DanielSon showed him otherwise with their Joker's....
Magic Jokes, he fired them away towards El_Ghosty, then El_Ghosty started to laugh totaly out of control and...
his laugh was so high pitched, it made Dr. Octagonapus' ears start bleeding, so he just blew up. so after...
El_Ghosty's stomach cramped from laughing so long and hard that he Keeled over, and then....
The Chicken-Joker looked at Neo and her Jokers and said Time to show the King what we have learn. So they...
downloaded the new DLC and started to turn in to hughe giants who....
ate cookies and broccoli's up. The cookies and broccoli's were villagers, so they....
were taken out with one Fire attack by Evil Mijo, muahahahhaa, and then...

Once upon a time there was a Jester who....
was not very funny, this didn't please the king so....
he fed the Jester cake and after a while the Jester became...
nom nom nom nom nom oh wait he's still eating... then he became..
a fat joker... so he set out to go looking for a fat princess in...
Black Forest, but instead was turned into a chicken by neo...
but not just any chicken, he was so fat he turned into the GIANT chicken!...
Chicken-Joker was standing all alone in the dark pathways of a scary Black Forest with Neo somewhere around, and suddenly...
a strange creature bursts out of the shadows and it shouts out "DR
OCTAGONAPUS!" and fires a massive blue laaaaazzzzooooor at the
Chicken-Joker but luckily...
DanielSon jumped out of some bushes,
yelled "HI YA!" and did a roundhouse kick like Chuck Norris in the face
and then out of nowhere....
El_Ghosty showed up and yelled "Brocs dominate!", but neo and DanielSon showed him otherwise with their Joker's....
Magic Jokes, he fired them away towards El_Ghosty, then El_Ghosty started to laugh totaly out of control and...
his laugh was so high pitched, it made Dr. Octagonapus' ears start bleeding, so he just blew up. so after...
El_Ghosty's stomach cramped from laughing so long and hard that he Keeled over, and then....
The Chicken-Joker looked at Neo and her Jokers and said Time to show the King what we have learn. So they...
downloaded the new DLC and started to turn in to hughe giants who....
ate cookies and broccoli's up. The cookies and broccoli's were villagers, so they....
were taken out with one Fire attack by Evil Mijo, muahahahhaa, and then...
Beto jumped on their dead corpses and threw potatoes at them. After that little episode...

Once upon a time there was a kid. This kid had a beautiful mind. He was smart, lyrical, thoughtful, loyal and bright. This kid was a genius of his time, and because of this he was severely misunderstood. Therefore, the kid did not have many friends, so to ward his loneliness the kids parents bought him a Playstation 3. When the kids parents gave him this gift, his eyes lit up like a building on fire(???). Later that day, this kid was browsing the playstation store when he came across a game. This game was called Fat Princess. He downloaded the demo and played and played. Of course, because this kid was a genius he mastered the entire game in one sitting. Thirsty for more, he joined an online community called Cake Hut, a forum solely dedicated to this amazing game. He made many posts and because he was misunderstood the people of Cake Hut were too stupid to realize how brilliant this kid was. However, this kids life changed dramatically when mindreadertoasterstruddle, an angel if you will, took this young kid under her angel wings and gave him the strength to keep posting on Cake Hut despite the peoples harsh words. The Angel, Orenda, encouraged the kid to write a tutorial, for the simple minds, on Fat Princess. People lashed out at the kids brilliant body of work. They claimed that since the kid did not have the "full" game that he could not have conquered the entire game. Little did those people know that God had sent this child to Earth. After the complete failure of Jesus Christ, God chose this kid to spread his word and keep the promise he made to man so many centuries ago. However, the wind blew a cold chill and the wicked witch of the midwest, Binz came and dealt a cold one to the kid and Orenda when she put together an astonishing FAQ for the game that far surpassed the quality of the kids. Orenda and the kid decided to get back at Binz..... *to be continued*

Hahaha. My bad! I didn't know where else to tell my amazing story and I felt a new thread would be a waste of space! sorry!!

Your story is glorious!!
OH HAIL THE FAT CHEETAH!!
XD