Track.1 Intro

Greetings Hee He ha i must say what a pleasure to meet your acquaintance. You may call me Sam aka TUCKLINCH, Tuck which ever is proffered. My passions are gaming and music i have been a metal head all my life.I play drums but can also play other instruments as well. I also do vocals. Like Neo goth/Techno stuff as well. i have been playing Fat Princess since it first came out in 09. I feel i am a legend for all the wrong reasons. I definitely do not take pride in that statement. I quit doing everything i was infamous for about a year ago and have been trying to redeem myself ever since. Doesn't every one deserve that chance. I like the jokers because there the only clan that has not taken part in smearing me through the mud and the muck. no hate mail not once. For that i am great full, respect, acknowledge value. Just like being in a band making music it needs silence and i have to work with the other players and be in sync with the vibes. to what ever the outcome we will always have each other. With out those values we would just be making noise. with that said i hope im accepted into the jokers. if not i totally understand i would just stay solo. well i have bled myself dry and hope this finds you in time. Rock On Jokers!

Aww! Well i look foward to playing fp with you! I cant say i recognise your name though, but maybe ive seen you around
and dont worry about the past, you've quit it and its all good.
All Jokers are awesome, I'm sure that you'd be happy here if you are accepted.

Greetings Tuck! Welcome again to the Jokers Forum! I think you find you fit in quite nicely with some other metal heads. (Shred, Evil, Muna)

Learning how to navigate the unwritten rules within the FP community can be tricky. Especially when you have mastered a kick-ass move, that doesn't "seem" like a glitch. But I think we can all agree that when that happens, the community quickly shuts-out any opportunity to play in some awesome games.

Evil has played with you before, I look forward to playing with you when PSN comes back online.

The Jokers pride themselves in being open, honest, hair and respectful. Both with each other and within the community.

Moving foward - if that's something you would be interested in..I think you would see we are a great team to be a part of.

Have fun on our forum! I look forward to your contributions!

still hungry.

Welcome to our forum!!

I wonder...i'm playing fp since it came out too, but cant remember your name...what is your psn ID?

hi hi! I'm really looking forward to playing more FP again (when, oh when will the PSN get back online? 3 weeks now, isn't it? zzz). It seems everyone here is fired up and really eager to get playing again. See you soon, I hope! :-)

Pamalam wrote:

The Jokers pride themselves in being open, honest, hair and respectful. Both with each other and within the community.

Yes we pride ourselves in our hair, cause we all have such awesome hair! Sorry pam I just needed to tease you on this typo XD

Welcome to the forum Tuck! I don't think I've heard of you or your reputation.... then again I am really bad with names XD Anyway, good ot hear you are playing fair now and I look forward to playing with you!

My hair is not so awesome right now.. my roots are brown but the rest of my hair is a mixture of diffrerent hair dyes

No typo Neo, I have awesome hair...duh!

LMAO!

Hello, TUCKLINCH.

I remember you. I was playing with you on my alternative accounts. I was sending you "hate" mail asking you to stop glitching back then... Well, you told us about your reputaton, so there's no need for me to tell you that you have quite a reputaton.

There is a need, though, for me to tell you that I haven't seen you for a while. And that now FP Community has a lot of new faces, which means that there are a lot of people who don't know you. Which means that you have a second chance.

I was very strict with glitchers. After playing with tkpanda and KnightVI I've made a list of glitchers. You were in that list. Together with other person, who is now in our clan playing fair and square. I hope you'll destroy my old memories with your decent play as soon as PSN back online. Good luck.

Hey Tuck! I remember you from the old days, so I am happy you have decided to change. Jokers are a great place, and I hope they suit you just well. You know, with all their hair and all.

Yea for me and Frev! Can we each get a sash, and a crown? Maybe slow-dance to some 80's power ballad in the gym?

If not. This will have to do.



Tucklinch, this should be some indication of the sense of humor needed to be in this clan. We tease eachother daily. LOL.

hello tuck, yes i must admit you used to annoy the crap out of me. But I myself had some wsging days that I got over. So good luck.


and they should make a metal version of that willow song...

don't make me laugh! oh my throat hurts, oh my stomach, oh dear. you guys are something else ill tell you what. the stuff you guys come up with i find very inspirational. about the song being made into a metal version ill see what i can do. sounds like it would be fun. We have already done remakes for Bon Jovi you give love a bad name, and Britney Spears oops i did it again.

Now that I would like to see! (and hear!) LOL.

i actually enjoy whipping my hair circle head bang! 4 life homes. At the moment it is down passed my titties. i get in fights with it all the time. sometimes i am like im gonna chop you off, then other times i get sentimental i love you.

EvilMijo use to wear his hair very long. (Almost waist length at the longest point, I think.) He reminded me of Nathan Explosion. LOL.

Alas, but now it is very short. Very corporate looking, less "I may eat your young for breakfast....."



LOL.

Hooray for hair whipping. +3 points.
Boo for talking about boy titties. eeeewwwww.....-2 points

Pamalam wrote:

EvilMijo use to wear his hair very long. (Almost waist length at the longest point, I think.) He reminded me of Nathan Explosion. LOL.

Alas, but now it is very short. Very corporate looking, less "I may eat your young for breakfast....."



LOL.

Hooray for hair whipping. +3 points.
Boo for talking about boy titties. eeeewwwww.....-2 points

Wait Evil ate people's young for breakfast.... creepy no wonder you need that big kitchen

HAHAH poor baby

Consider this your warning. Never ask Evil to babysit.

i got too slow

Deoceus wrote:

Pamalam wrote:

Boo for talking about boy titties. eeeewwwww.....-2 points

lol today we were in a group of about 7 people and a girl appeared to talk to a friend of mine in that group. at some point, idk why, she started rubbing his tit. I will edit this comment in a while

Now it is captured for all posterity.

-4 points to Deo.